"Hi, I'm Harry, but aren't we all?"
- Judge Harry T. Stone (Harry Anderson), various episodes of "Night Court" (1984-1992)
[Based on Sailor Moon S Japanese episode 103 where Chibi Usa returns for sailor senshi
training, the following lines are actually from Back to the Future Part II (1989)]:
Usagi: No! It can't be! I just sent you back to the future!
Chibiusa: You did, oh, I know, you did send me back to the future, but I'm back - I'm back FROM the future.
Usagi: Great Scott!
-from the Sept. 26, 2005 news update at The Sailor Moon Soapbox @ Genvid
[When a poster at The Internet Movie Database asked
if Robert Powell was actually nailed to the cross in Jesus of Nazareth (1977)]
"Just ask Robert Powell if you can put your finger through the holes to prove it!"
-said by poster Shade2 at the message board for the aforementioned film, under the thread topic
Real or effects?
"I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure!"
-Max Bialystock, The Producers
[What would happen if Pretty Soldier Sailormoon Sailor Stars is dubbed in English]
“It's kinda like if Cartoon Network picked up [Neon Genesis] Evangelion (yea when pigs fly) the episodes would be like 8 min long.”
-Elton Kong
"Shut up! Gimmie 12 hours and I'll be as fit as a jet plane!"
-Arsene Lupin III to Jigen Daisuke, Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro
Miller: "Hey! How long is this trip gonna take?"
Packer: "Oh, no more than...three weeks at the most."
(four weeks later, after thay haven't even left Utah...)
Miller: "Four weeks my @$!, Packer!"
-Miller and Packer, Cannibal! The Musical
“I tried nice once, didn’t care for it.”
“Is that what happened to smart?”
-Frank and Marie Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond"
“I coulda eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview!”
-Frank Barone, after his son Ray bombed on a sports TV show interview, "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Kirk: All right men,this is a dangerous mission and it likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of Myself, Mr.Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Ensign Ricky.
Ensign Ricky: Ah Crap!
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
- Unknown
“HEY!!!! Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know in my dad's bed?”
- Eric Cartman, "South Park"
“I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.”
–Unknown
[Worf grabs Geordi La Forge's lute, smashes it, and then gives it back to Geordi]
"Sorry..."
- Worf channeling John Belushi from Animal House, "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode 'Qpid'
“Obsession is the sincerest and form of insanity.”
– Jake Davis
"If you open your mind too much, your brain falls out."
- Unknown
“Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there's no such thing as security; and number three, don't go see Ishtar. Woof!”
– Sophia, "The Golden Girls"
“Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell, he hates that.”
– Unknown
"A small child once told me 'You don't draw Bugs Bunny, you draw pictures of Bugs Bunny'."
— Chuck Jones
"The producer is a guy who tells the artist what to do, then takes all the credit!"
– Stimpy, "Ren & Stimpy"
"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
- Author unknown
“Really Dumb Things You Shouldn't Do, Part One: Get on the bus, sit down, start to read a book, and notice fifteen minutes later that you're on the wrong bus! Aaaah!”
– news item from Trek Today (www.trektoday.com) on Monday, May 17, 1999
“Things that are not smart, part 1: putting a meal in your microwave, and then forgetting to take off the lid.
Can you say 'BOOOM'? What a mess... :-(“
– news item from Trek Today (www.trektoday.com) on Friday, July 16, 1999
“Really Dumb Things People Do And Only Realise Afterwards, #716: Get a new, ultra-short haircut right in the middle of the winter, causing you to freeze to death everytime you step outside.”
– news item from Trek Today (www.trektoday.com) on Tuesday January 4, 2000