"The early bird need not pursue the worm when he can order pizza at midnight."
-from a Snoopy and Woodstock philosophy
"If they ask you to convert Fahrenheit to Celsius, remember that it's easier just to put on a sweater".
-from a Peanuts philosophy featuring Peppermint Patty
"It's too late to crawl back into the egg."
- Woodstock
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-Linus Van Pelt
"School can be very helpful, but, like a prescription, should be taken only as directed."
- Sally
"Life can be as full as a grocery cart . . . unless you have six items or less."
- Charlie Brown
"When all else fails, blame it on the media."
-Lucy Van Pelt
"Life is like a candy bar. We're paying more, but they're getting shorter."
- Charlie Brown
"One thing I've learned about algebra: don't take it too seriously."
- Peppermint Patty
"Classes can ruin your grade average."
- Peppermint Patty
"Goodbyes always make my throat hurt . . . I need more hellos."
-Charlie Brown, 1967
"Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use."
-Charles M. Schulz
"Chatter is not conversation".
-Charles M. Schulz
"If life seems to have more questions than answers, try to be the one who ask the questions."
- Lucy as Madame Fullcharge
"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."
- Peppermint Patty
"Those who believe in the 'balance of nature' are those who don't get eaten."
- Woodstock
"I'm always sure about things that are a matter of opinion"
- Peppermint Patty
"Life is easier if you only dread one day at a time"
- Charlie Brown